mystergee

Like the guy I got this link from, I'm sure I will burn in hell for laughing when I read this... I couldn't help it, honest!

Body of missing Sara Lee executive found frozen:
SEVIERVILLE, Tennessee (AP) -- A retired Sara Lee executive missing since he met with a couple about buying his sport utility vehicle was found dead Thursday, frozen in a rented storage unit. The couple was arrested in what federal authorities believe was a bungled carjacking.